Name: Forest R. Johnson - Email Me
Hobbies and Interests: Digital Photography - Art in General - Graphic Art - Usable and Functional Web Design (K.I.S.S. Pages) - Sketching - Internet - Voice and Video Chat - Learning about people - Meeting Different Types and Races of People - Action, Horror, Sci-Fi Movies - Photo Restoration - CSI (all) - Lost - Star Trek (all) - PC Maintenance and Repair - Learning more about my PC and Programs, and what they can do.
Education: New Horizons Technical School, Dallas, TX - 2005 - MSCE/MS Security/CompTia A+/CompTia Network+/Microsoft® Server 2003,
Draughon’s College, Diploma in Architectural Drafting/Design and Auto CADD Computer Aided/Architectural Drafting and Design and Auto CADD. Some minor system maintenance and troubleshooting. Graduated with 3.89 and 52.5 Semester Hours.
Hillyard Technical Center, St. Joseph, MO - Completed June 14, 2000. Computer Hardware Maintenance and Trouble Shooting. System tear down, rebuild, Hardware and Software installation. My teams system was first down and first up/operational. Assisted instructor with other students who were having problems. (Certificate of Completion)
Compu Master, Kansas City, Mo - Completed November 29, 2000. Advanced PC Trouble Shooting Techniques Clinic (Certificate of Attendance).
Central Missouri State University - Federal Law, Missouri State Law, O.C. Pepper Spray, First Aid and CPR (Certificate of Completion 12 Semester Hours).
Likes: Women with curves (actually make better models than women who's ribs are sticking through their skin), Chinese Food - Mexican Food - Sushi - Sea Food - Hooters Bentley Hot Wings - My Aunts Fried Chicken (DROOOOOL!)
Dislikes: People who pretend to be who or what they aren't - Long drawn out 'Love Stories' - Religious People pushing their beliefs on me - Religion slithering its way into the Government - Censorship of Art (kid porn excluded, please censor that) - Pedophiles - Rapists - Illegal Drugs - People who take advantage of those with very little to begin with. People who hurt their children in the name of God (even Abraham had issues with this) - Companies that forget that their employees are the back bone of who they are.
1: A Person is smart, people are panicky and stupid. (MIB)
2: Logic itself is based on illogical concepts we assume are correct.
3: You are only as smart as others think you are.
4: The difference between Eccentric and Totally Nuts; is a hundred million dollars.
5: I never said I was incapable of lying, I simply told him what he wanted to hear.
6: It isn't impossible, we just don't know how to do it... Yet!
7: If it ain't broke, leave it the hell alone!
8: Ohhhh, the things I am going to do for my country. (xXx)
9: We have a Right Wing and a Left Wing right? So where is the rest of the damn bird? (Me)
10: When I am good, I am real good, but when I am bad... I am better. (Maye West)
11: The difference between 'Cheating on your lover' and 'Sex on the side' is getting caught.
12: Killing someone is easy, living with it, that is the hard part. (My College Professor, CMSU, Psychology and Law Enforcement)
13: Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone. Mummy, Mummy, put the rock down. (Dave Allen At Large)
14: Theory and Fact are usually separated by a single misplaced equation.
15: Failure is always the precursor of Success.
16: God is not above being questioned; but he expects to be obeyed.
17: I don't make typin g errors, I just have stupid fangers.
18: Pack your PC back into the box just the way it came... You are too stupid to own a computer.
19: If you have to force your beliefs on another, are they really anything to be proud of?